Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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