What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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