Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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