Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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