the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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