I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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