do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you inspire me to be a worse person
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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