Can Purell be used as lube?
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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