i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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