real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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