He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
