I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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