oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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