Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Enjoy the penises
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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