no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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