sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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