The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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