going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
