Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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