I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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