Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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