Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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