...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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