id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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