no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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