I think im going to throw up on grandma
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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