this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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