I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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