I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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