New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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