I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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