She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
