I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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