Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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