I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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