I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you had me at cake vodka
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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