I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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