Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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