no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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