Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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