remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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