they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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