No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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