Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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