question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Couch. On fire.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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