redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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