We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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