Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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