"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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