dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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