I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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