My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
