Don't you send me to vm
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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